News of the Week – Rollin’ With It Edition
Rollin’ with the White House
In advance of the 2024 Easter Egg Roll, the White House announced some changes this year. Instead of colored eggs, children will be given Donald Trump indictments to roll on the White House lawn. The Biden administration has realized that the current number of Trump indictments is just too low. Some of the new indictments include charges that Trump inflated the number of Easter eggs he claimed were in his baskets from 2005-2009 and 2014-2015.
As usual, the event will be preceded by the traditional Joe Biden child hair sniffing event. Kids of all ages are welcome.
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