News of the Week – No One Is Above the Law edition

The Return of the Some Things Considered Podcast

Back by popular demand, Some Things Considered, featuring Jennifer Meadows, Richard Moore, and the writer of the highly forgettable Substack page, The Writes of Man(g), (name withheld on condition of anonymity), will be returning soon.

By “popular demand” we mean that Elvin and Lulu McCracken of Fort Smith, Arkansas sent us a message wondering, “Where the hell is your damn podcast?” It turns out neither Elvin nor Lulu is particularly fond of Some Things Considered, but Bucky, their pet emu, is a big fan.

“I don’t know what he sees in the podcast, really,” said Elvin. “He’s an emu. I guess they like that sort of thing. He’s been pretty despondent for a while now.”

To cheer up Bucky, Some Things Considered will be back! We cannot be held responsible for how anyone else reacts. Stay tuned!

Now, on to other less interesting news…