Now that male athletes pretending to be females regularly compete and win female competitions in the United States and around the world, a former East German athletic coach feels vindicated. East Germany was long associated with questionable “female” athletes competing in international events, most notably track, swimming and diving. Many were viewed as a bit brutish. Some were even rougher.
Klaus Beyersdof, former track and field coach for the former East Germany said of the former athletic competition, “We were just ahead of our time. We always believed that the best way to beat women in athletics was to do it with men. It’s just that back then we couldn’t be so open about it.”
Beversdorf, who is now retired and living in Munster, Germany, continued, “The Olympic testing agency was always testing, testing, testing. We just figured the fact that so many of our “female” athletes had penises and testicles would have tipped them off, but they just wanted to test. So, we let them test. Heck, some of them had more facial hair than Karl Marx. We didn’t need letters, you know, LBGTQLMNO, whatever. We just picked guys to be gals.”
During its years as a separate communist country, East Germany was always formidable in international athletic competition. Following the fall of communism in Eastern Europe, using males in female events fell out of favor. Now it seems quite fashionable.
“I follow the Unites States closely. The whole trans movement seems to have taken over,” Beversdof noted. “Now that communism and socialism seem to be viewed much more favorably by young people, it just stands to reason that some of our attitudes and behaviors would be emulated. Except, now they don’t even have to hide it. Men can be women whenever they choose. Is this a great world, or what?”
The Biden administration recently made changes to Title XI, which essentially says goodbye to biological women.
“This is an exciting time for men to be women,” Biden said. “We’re rooting for every damn one of you. Men can have babies now, you know. You think I’m kidding.”
I laughed and laughed at your essay. But the tears in my eyes were not from laughing. This is so f*cking sad. I cry over my young grand-daughters, and what they soon will be facing in school sports.
Sadly funny ...