It has come to our attention that many of the participants in the campus protests on college campuses throughout the country are probably not college students. Rather, they are professional agitators whose job it is to, well, agitate. Many come from Riots R Us, a professional Soros-run company designed to foment whatever needs fomenting. Below is an example of a conversation between a couple of Riots R Us associates that gives a good indication of how this works.
Bob (last name withheld): Good morning, Jake. How are things?
Jake (last name withheld): Not too bad. Yourself?
Bob: I’m hanging in. Have you been watching the playoffs?
Jake: Yeah, caught the Knicks the other night.
Bob: Where have you been working? I haven’t seen you in the office much lately.
Jake: I’ve been over at Columbia University. I’ve been pretty busy there. We took over a building and then sent some dolt out there to demand humanitarian aid for us. She was such a tool. We were laughing our asses off. Overall, the riots have been going really well lately.
Bob: Whoa! Nice gig. How’d you land that job?
Jake: They specifically requested me. Go figure. I’ve gotten some pretty good gigs lately.
Bob: I guess. I forgot, what are they protesting over there?
Jake: I’m not sure. I don’t get into the causes, I just do my job.
Bob: I get it. I’m the same way. I’ve got ulcers, so I have to be careful.
Jake: Had to leave campus early yesterday, though. Dentist appointment and then the car needed an oil change. HR practically bit my head off. I don’t know why. I put in for PTO about a month ago. It’s not like I don’t have the time built up. They can be real slave drivers sometimes.
Bob: No kidding. The other day I was working a Just Stop Oil protest and we were short-handed. Had to work overtime. Did I get a “thank you” or anything? Not a chance. I’m non-exempt, so I don’t even get overtime pay.
Jake. Yeah, that sucks. I spent the night at Hamilton Hall over at Columbia and had to sleep in the tent the company provided. Had a hole in it and it was missing a couple of pieces. Plus, the floor was really hard. I woke up and could hardly move I was so stiff. And then the chain and lock they gave me – wrong key. Aggravated the hell out of me. I had to run over to Ace to get a new lock. Then I had to put it on the expense report. I hate filling those things out. I may be getting a little old for this work.
Bob: I’d look around, but the pay is really good. Plus, I don’t have any skills other than agitating. I mean, I could put on my resume that I threw some beans and franks on the Mona Lisa, but I don’t think that would impress many employers.
Jake: I know, the few skills we do have don’t transfer to other professions very well. Anyway, today is a pretty big day. We’re going to kidnap the dean of students. I’ll probably be working late again. Where are you headed?
Bob: There’s a GE plant over in Jersey that makes gas stoves. I’ve got to be there in an hour. I need to make a couple of signs first. I hope the traffic isn’t too bad.
Jake; Good luck with that.
Bob: Thanks. Hey, how about we grab a beer later?
Jake: Maybe this weekend. I’ve got the whole kidnap the dean thing today. Not sure when I’ll get off.
Bob: Oh, yeah. I’ll text you on Saturday. Maybe we could catch a game at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Jake: Great. Sounds like a plan.
Grabbing a beer together appears SO much better than grabbing a coke together! Think you will enjoy! (Hope you can read it.) https://open.substack.com/pub/chemtrails/p/was-coca-cola-released-as-a-secret?r=12ghy4&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Probably not far from the truth, Curtis!