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Guilty – sort of
In a surprise move, Hunter Biden entered a guilty plea in his federal tax case. The president’s son made the last-minute plea once he realized the jury would not be made up of 51 former intelligence officials.
“Today our client decided to put his family and a possible pardon first,” Biden’s lawyer Abbe Lowell told reporters. “The president will most certainly pardon our client before leaving office, provided he still has the mental capacity greater than a guava melon. If not, the First Lady will do it, provided Hunter doesn’t call her any names between now and then. We have instructed our client to behave himself.”
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