Hillary Clinton offered viewing advice in a New York Times op-ed for voters tuning into Thursday's presidential debate. She said that voters should focus on three things.
“First, make sure the liquor cabinet is full before the start of the debate,” she said. “You’re going to need it. Mine will be practically empty by the time the debate is over. I’ll leave a little bit for Bill. Not that he’s ever home, that son-of-a…never mind.”
Clinton’s next piece of advice was to look at the candidate who says he cares about the people.
“Joe Biden is a Democrat and, like me, he cares about the people,” Clinton stated. “He and I, we both love the people. It’s just actual human beings we can’t stand. Remember, Donald Trump is a narcissist who only cares about himself. Joe Biden cares about many things, like Hunter Biden and his Estonian ‘nurses’. For some reason, Bill seems quite interested in those ‘nurses,’ also. Wonder why? I mean, he’s got a regular doctor.”
Clinton writes that her last piece of advice to voters is to focus on the age of the candidates.
“Both candidates are really old,” Clinton said. “Sure Biden is 81, but Trump is only three years younger even though that might be 21 years if he were a dog. I don’t think either candidate is a dog, even though somebody should probably put a leash on Trump. On the other hand, Biden hardly ever chases after cars anymore.”
Clinton noted that she is the only person to have debated both Biden and Trump and she said the choice is obvious.
“Despite what happens during the debate, the choice is very clear – me!” Clinton noted. “I am the only person who is loved by, well, me. So, even though I’m not running this year – yet – keep me in mind because Biden will be a blubbering fool by the time the convention rolls around. I mean, even more so than now. In the meantime, I will be hawking my new book, Dammit! I Should Be President, on The View soon.”
Clinton closed by noting she would be playing drinking games during the debate. She will have a shot of whiskey each time Biden has that deer-in-the-headlights look. She further noted that it is the same look that Bill Clinton had when she found him with some Estonian “nurses.”
“Damnit! I should be president!” It’s crap like that coming out of her mouth that pushed voters to Trump. But I laughed and laughed………