Due to his advanced age, Delaware recently required Joe Biden to take both the written driving portions of the state’s license test to renew his license. First Lady Jill Biden took time out of her busy schedule posing for covers of glamour magazines to discuss the results with members of the White House press corps.
“I am so proud of Joe,” Jill Biden said. “He answered every question, even the one about what to do when an emergency vehicle is on the road. Because he’s the president, they let me sit in the room with him, along with a dozen Secret Service agents, while he took the test. When he answered, ‘I get out and watch the big trucks, Mommy,’ it gave me chills. So presidential. Do you think his Republican opponent could come up with an answer like that?”
The First Lady refused to confirm if Joe Biden passed the test, although she did indicate that Delaware will now require him to wear a bike helmet whenever he travels in the state.
Late in the day, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked to elaborate on the President’s test results.
“I can confirm the President did complete both portions of the Delaware test, as required by law,” Jean-Pierre said. “Although, come to think of it, thanks to the Supreme Court’s decision on presidential immunity, he doesn’t even need a license to drive anymore - he’s the president. Nevertheless, it was breathtaking to see President Biden take the driving test. I can confirm that he chose to drive the fire engine for the test, rather than the police car or the dump truck. His feet hardly ever came off of the pedals. It was almost as if he was fighting the Russians in Ukraine. Barely a cone was left standing. Of course, that was by design because he’s Joe Biden – the sharpest president this country has ever known.”
Jean-Pierre refused to answer if Biden passed the test. However, she did indicate that 51 former intelligence officials are willing to assert that if he did fail, it was most likely due to Russian disinformation.
Hunter Biden also commented on his father’s driving test.
“We’re all so proud of him, “Hunter said. “I have watched him drive that Corvette of his for years. When pulling into the garage, he hardly ever runs over those boxes of classified documents.”
Hunter Biden also had comments regarding the Supreme Court decision.
“So, with this presidential immunity thing, all you have to be is the president, right?” Hunter asked. ‘How hard can that be? My dad is one, I think. I could use some immunity. Wonder what you have to do to become president?”
He needs prayer.